How I Plan to Spend Earth Day (Satirical)

To celebrate Earth Day I am....Cranking up the AC with the windows open, turning my heat up to 85* tonight, driving to Stewart's twice..once for milk and again for bread.......
And then congratulate Green Peace, Sierra Club and the Almighty Scenic Hudson for saying nothing about the environmental damage caused by the government of Iceland's refusal to control emissions from volcanic eruptions within their borders